Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Slightly backward...

Help Wanted:

Seeking a project-based, fast-paced, preferably creative work environment with a variety of tasks. Workplace must be well-organized with an abundance of natural light.

Duties may include, but are not limited to, writing both internal and external communications, assisting with marketing and promotional material, running errands, organizing vendors, keeping track of disparate project-related tasks, internet and physical research, script coverage, taking notes at meetings, and occasional creative input. Filing, data entry, and answering phones should be kept to a minimum. Positions in the accounting and retail fields need not inquire.

Position must be full-time with basic health and vacation benefits. Salary may be dependent on experience but should include the possiblity of increases over time and for excellence in performance of job duties. Special consideration will be awarded to positions related to costuming, science fiction, fantasy, or Aaron Sorkin.

Poster has a Bachelor of Science in Chemistry and experience in retail, accounting, and script coverage; she also possesses years of experience in an office environment and the ability to roll calls. Poster has experience working with highly confidential information and is discreet, loyal, and resourceful. She is a motivated self-starter who enjoys working with others on larger projects while reserving some tasks as hers alone, and always adheres to both hard and soft deadlines.The employer that succeeds in acquiring the poster shall receive a hard-working, smart, and articulate employee willing to go above and beyond to contribute to a great working environment and a fulfilling, exceptional product or service.

Interested parties may email: semigeekgirl@gmail.com

Well, it's worth a try, right?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will hire you for awesome things once I make my first mil.

Anonymous said...

I would like to just say "ditto".

-Michelle